Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I’ve been… very naughty.
The story I’m about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I’ve been… naughty.
Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice… and naughty.
I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they’d shout “come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so… naughty.”
That’s when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that’s how I spell… naughty.